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BiMonthly Tarotscopes: November to December 2022

Here we are that end of another year! Time’s warping for most of us, but it’s bringing up some parts of ourselves that need healing, and showing us where we’re succeeding, too!

It’s been a rollercoaster year so far and the last months of it might only bring some relief during those peaceful last two weeks. Remember not to schedule too many things around then, and to use some of that time to relax and replenish yourself 😀

2023 is knocking at the door. Are you ready for all the opportunities it’s bringing. If you’re not, that’s okay!

Remember to keep those vibes high. Happy Holidays to you all,

Love and light!

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Your November to December 2022 Tarotscopes

Fire

Sagittarius 00:30
Aries 18:04
Leo 31:36

Earth

Capricorn 00:35
Taurus 15:19
Virgo 28:53

Air

Aquarius 00:27
Gemini 21:54
Libra 32:20

Water

Pisces 00:26
Cancer 16:51
Scorpio 33:47

Read On…

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Your Tarotscopes: January to February 2023

Happy New Year! You made it to 2023! For many, we’re winding up some old stuff before we get into the new. Expect 2023 to really start going in February, after the Mercury Retrograde is over! In the meantime, clear the decks for an interesting year! Love and light to you all! Earth Signs Capricorn…

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BiMonthly Tarotscopes: September to October 2022

I’m on time! Yay! Yep, even though it’s Mercury Retrograde time again, some things are getting back to normal!

Take a deep breath and try not to stress. This retrograde shouldn’t be as difficult as the previous ones. All the same, take some time to attend those niggly things that you don’t want to carry into the festive season and beyond! 2023 is just around the corner!

We’re being asked to be true to ourselves and know what we now desire for our reimagined future!

Remember to keep those vibes high. Love and light to you all!

Your September to October 2022 Tarotscopes

Earth

Virgo 00:26
Capricorn 17:15
Taurus 33:03

Air

Libra 00:29
Aquarius 15:43
Gemini 32:59

Water

Scorpio 00:46
Pisces 14:14
Cancer 30:18

Fire

Sagittarius 00:32
Aries 14:18
Leo 29:57

Read On…

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BiMonthly Tarotscopes: July to August 2022

Okay, so I’m late again in posting this, but here it is! The bad news is July has started off a little bit hectic, mostly because it’s like a reset to the year.

And that’s a good thing, even if the world feels a little wobbly 😀

It’s time to re-evaluate if what you wanted in January and February this year (a life time ago, right?) is still resonating with you now, because those opportunities are now off-hold and arriving fast. If they’re no longer for you, don’t despair. Put what you’d like to create and experience next out there all 😀

More than ever, we need to keep those vibes high. So, love and light to you all!

Your July to August 2022 Tarotscopes

Water

Cancer 00:53
Scorpio 21:05
Pisces 34:14

Fire

Leo 00:23
Sagittarius 12:16
Aries 24:02

Earth

Virgo 00:30
Capricorn 16:16
Taurus 30:31

Air

Libra 01:58
Aquarius 20:13
Gemini 36:49

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Get Your Channelled General Message Letter for 2022

This will the third year running that we’ve offered this, and looking back I’m still blown away by the wisdom and group messages that have come through since 2019. Have a look at last year’s Valentine’s Messages for us all. Many thanks to those whose requests for letters and messages brought out these pearls of…

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BiMonthly Tarotscopes: End May to End June 2022

Better late than never! Some interesting progress for some signs (well done Aries!) and still some way to go for others; confirming many of your weekly tarotscopes!

Many of us may be getting ‘no’s’ from the universe at this time, but that’s because the universe is working to ensure your greater future freedoms and to avoid you getting stuck in energies and situations that will require more effort/heart-break to release. So, hang in there. Most of us will be getting much more clarity and definite signs of progress after the Mercury Retrograde—possibly in late July and early August 😀

For now, be weather-proof and keep those vibes high! It’s a wonderful time to meet new people and experience new situations. So, enjoy the temporary. It’s revealing some possibilities you may never had thought likely!

Love and light to you all!

Your May and June 2022 Tarotscopes

Earth

Taurus 01:25
Virgo 19:48
Capricorn 39:45

Air

Gemini 01:29
Libra 14:15
Aquarius 36:18

Water

Cancer 00:57
Scorpio 17:41
Pisces 30:13

Fire

Leo 01:50
Sagittarius 22:22
Aries 41:50

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Tarotscopes March and April 2022!

In this insane start to the next quarter year, I think Pink and Willow Sage Hart express the sentiments many of us have for the world just now. Fortunately, the sunshine always returns no matter how dark some times get because we all carry the light within ourselves and no one can tell the sun…

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Tarotscopes January to February 2022!

The kettle has died! Mercury Retrograde is here! Take a deep breath. You’ve gotten this down to an art by now. There are other aspects to the next two months that will bring joy, movement, progress, and healing. Most may be starting off the new year on a low-note or with carried-over energies from December.…

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Tarotscopes March and April 2022!

In this insane start to the next quarter year, I think Pink and Willow Sage Hart express the sentiments many of us have for the world just now.

Fortunately, the sunshine always returns no matter how dark some times get because we all carry the light within ourselves and no one can tell the sun not to shine. Let that light shine bright and help heal those that need healing and comfort.

On another fortunate note, from mid-March onwards things are looking much brighter for most 😀

Love and light to you all!

Your March to April 2022 Tarotscopes

Water

Pisces 00:37
Cancer 15:47
Scorpio 32:53

Fire

Aries 00:41
Leo 17:09
Sagittarius 31:44

Earth

Taurus 00:35
Virgo 15:19
Capricorn 29:44

Air

Aquarius 00:49
Gemini 19:00
Libra 39:16

New on Etsy and Other News

Phew! It’s been a while since I got to catch up with you. I’m pretty sure you’ve also found the last three months full of topsy-turvy moments, insane obligations and other stuff that makes you glad it’s finally the Holidays! Maybe not for long, but it’s welcome, nevertheless. So, Happy Holidays! Good news for air…

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Tarotscopes November to December 2021

OMG! That time already! Wow! It’s the end of 2021! Happy Holidays to you! But before we get there, there’s still some work to do, places to see, and people to meet. And hang onto to your yourself. It’s windy out there, and more bluster doesn’t help! 😀 If you’d like a weekly heads up,…

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Tarotscopes January to February 2022!

The kettle has died! Mercury Retrograde is here!

Take a deep breath. You’ve gotten this down to an art by now. There are other aspects to the next two months that will bring joy, movement, progress, and healing. Most may be starting off the new year on a low-note or with carried-over energies from December. But, fear not! By mid-January onwards, 2022 really kickstarts things and you’ll get some exercise keeping up with everything 😀

Happy 2022! It’s going to be an amazing year 😀

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Keep those vibes high! And Enjoy!

Your January to February 2022 Tarotscopes

Air

Aquarius 00:49
Gemini 19:00
Libra 39:16

Water

Pisces 00:50
Cancer 18:40
Scorpio 40:23

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Fire

Aries 01:30
Leo 21:05
Sagittarius 38:41

Earth

Capricorn 00:54
Taurus 19:23
Virgo 35:05

Video: Pick-A-Card Find The Fun

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Video: Decks Flip Through

Hanson Roberts, Lightseers Tarot, Vice Versa Tarot, Food Fortunes Timestamps below. As requested by a patron, a flip through four of my decks with some discussion/rambling about the interpretation and illustrations, particularly at the beginning. Timestamps Hanson-Roberts Tarot mini-cards 01:00 Lightseers Tarot 11:50 Vice Versa 27:19 Food Fortunes 43:30 Listen to your weekly heads up…

Tarotscopes September to October 2021

Oops! I felt Mercury Retro arriving (with many ‘where’s my head moments’) and thought it wasn’t going to be for a another two months! But it’s from end September to late October, so heads up! But isn’t it a good thing I got this tarotscope out in time? 😀 Time to halt those tech buys,…

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Tarotscopes November to December 2021

OMG! That time already!

Wow! It’s the end of 2021! Happy Holidays to you! But before we get there, there’s still some work to do, places to see, and people to meet. And hang onto to your yourself. It’s windy out there, and more bluster doesn’t help! 😀

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Keep those vibes high! And Enjoy!

Your November to December 2021 Tarotscopes

Water

Scorpio 00:32
Pisces 13:55
Cancer 30:29

Fire

Sagittarius 00:31
Aries 20:56
Leo 39:50

Earth

Capricorn 00:18
Taurus 15:43
Virgo 31:29

Air

Aquarius 00:54
Gemini 15:24
Libra 31:46

Special Weekly Tarotscope Video: 22 to 28 August 2021

Watch your Special Weekly Tarotscope here. Your Weekly Tarotscopes: 22 to 28 August 2021 Something new! This week I used my new Food Fortunes cards for suggestions for your menu as well as your heads up for the week. You can watch the video of this reading on my Patreon Channel, or download the audio…

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Tarotscopes September to October 2021

Oops! I felt Mercury Retro arriving (with many ‘where’s my head moments’) and thought it wasn’t going to be for a another two months! But it’s from end September to late October, so heads up! But isn’t it a good thing I got this tarotscope out in time? 😀 Time to halt those tech buys, check your transport and other stuff we do to get through Mercury’s wobbly days easily 😀

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Keep those vibes high! And Enjoy!

Your September to October 2021 Tarotscopes

Earth


Virgo 00:38
Capricorn 13:54
Taurus 28:08

Air

Libra 00:33
Aquarius 22:00
Gemini 46:32

Water

Scorpio 00:28
Pisces 18:08
Cancer 39:16

Fire

Sagittarius 00:27
Aries 27:10
Leo 39:55

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Tarotscopes August 2021

Phew! What a July! We survived! Now, it’s time to get back to business and making progress.

And apologies for the late posting. With my new job, it’s getting harder to find the time to do your monthlies on time. This month, I’ve done a special channelled message from a crystal for each sign with totally random messages.

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Keep those vibes high! And Enjoy!

Your August 2021 Tarotscopes

Fire

Leo 00:30
Sagittarius 14:48
Aries 27:58

Earth


Virgo 00:20
Capricorn 14:20
Taurus 31:48

Air

Libra 00:22
Aquarius 17:21
Gemini 36:04

Water


Scorpio 00:36
Pisces 17:10
Cancer 32:08

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Tarotscopes May to June 2021

Mercury Retrograde is here! And (in a little channeled message for my Patron’s) it’s going to be quite a ride! Rollercoasters and all that. So, eat healthy and eat lightly. Just saying…

And apologies for the late posting. With my new job, it’s getting harder to find the time to do your monthlies on time.

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Enjoy the ride and stay safe at all times–keep those hands close to your sides 😀

Your May and June 2021 Tarotscopes

Earth


Taurus: 01:55
Virgo: 17:21
Capricorn: 38:33

Air


Gemini: 01:46
Libra: 24:30
Aquarius: 49:16

Water


Cancer: 01:57
Scorpio: 28:30
Pisces: 50:30

Fire


Aries: 00:47
Leo: 18:18
Sagittarius: 36:23

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Tarotscopes March to April 2021

An interesting two months! In addition to your Romance Angel card, I’ve added my Time Machine Cards–just for fun😀

As we leave the confusion and frustration of Mercury’s Retrograde, there’s a bit more progress, though on fronts you may not be aware of, or had neglected for some time. We’re also setting, or preparing to set, more sustainable and stable foundations!
And, as I’m often affected by Mercury, I’ve completed forgotten to add the Yes/No/Maybe segment that the fire signs received. My bad! I’ve added a free Yes/No/Maybe on my Patreon for you if you really, really need that Yes/No/Maybe 😀 The link to that post is by the timestamps for Water signs, Earth signs and Air signs. Feel free to visit that post another time and make use of the Yes/No/Maybe superquick reading.

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Have an awesome March and April 2021!

Your March and April 2021 Tarotscopes

Fire


Aries: 00:47
Leo: 18:18
Sagittarius: 36:23

Earth


Taurus: 00:44
Virgo: 17:45
Capricorn: 31:26

Air


Gemini: 00:29
Libra: 18:05
Aquarius: 34:21

Water


Pisces: 00:30
Cancer: 12:57
Scorpio: 29:27

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Tarotscopes January To February 2021

Woah! 2021 is here! And while it may not be starting off in the most optimistic or predictable way, neither did 2012 and 2000—the previous years (I can remember) that most resemble the type of changes we’re been experiencing.

While I can’t say 2012 was my favorite year, 2000 is one of those I’ll always cherish! So, personally, I’m staying very, very optimistic about 2021 and beyond—especially with Father Time (ol’ Saturn) and everyone’s favorite celestial benevolent uncle (ol’ Jupiter) talking to each other again—this is time to expand, in particular your mind and possibilities! Let’s be honest, after over nine whole months of practicing these very things during lockdowns, we should be very good at this now.

But as usual it’s a mixed bag of news for most signs. Avoid them ol’ circles. If Saturn and Jupiter can move forward, so can you!

Happy 2021, and Age Of Aquarius! Except for my ol’ friend who’s still waiting on the Age Of Taurus! Never mind, your news is still good, El Toro!

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When Zodiac Signs Race

Sometimes my imagination runs away, and sometimes it has me laughing out loud. Like in this race which combines my knowledge of zodiac signs and the 1000m race—taking us back to high school.

So, here’s how it usually went—at least how I remember it. Was it the same at your school?

Earth Signs

Taurus is scowling. Why did they agree to this? Actually, they didn’t. They were ‘volunteered’. There’s much better things to do like find something nice to eat, or lounge about, or sleep. But there’s the finish line, and for some reason it’s making their feet itchy—paw at the ground even. There’s better things to do, and really they don’t have to run. They’ll just take a few steps and then go home. Serve everyone right for ‘volunteering’ them, right? But that finish line—that’s a challenge. Will it be worth it? Can they do it? Just to prove a point. Who to doesn’t matter, just to prove a point. Taurus is scowling at the finish line and pawing faintly at the ground…ruminating, building up steam…

The gun goes off, Capricorn launches like a steadily moving rocket. They have it figured out. All they have do is maintain a steady pace, slog it out. Keep the head. They deserve to win, ‘cos a steady pace and hard work sorts out the losers from the winners, and Capricorn is going to win. Taurus is still scowling at the finish line and pawing the ground oblivious to everything and everyone else, especially their house yelling at them to ‘Move!’. And Virgo…Virgo is frozen at the start, too. Capricorn smiles. It’s a walk-over. But mustn’t be smug. Must put in the slog, and show everyone how steady, hard slog wins the race. Capricorn pounds on…

Virgo is frozen. There was a plan—a very good, well-thought out, logical plan. It incorporated all known factors and figured in the weak points of the other signs. Yes, it was a good plan. But the gun was so loud and such a shock, even Taurus is frozen to the spot. And, where did this breeze come up from? It’s throwing out the equations, affecting speed and distance covered, but how? Time’s running out. Virgo takes a few strides along the track. But wait, something is off. But what? Virgo slows. A new plan has to be devised. It won’t be perfect, but it will be a plan and progress can be established. It won’t be perfect… Virgo stops and starts, cautiously moving forward, constantly recalibrating…

Taurus, with no thought, running on pure instinct and repressed energy, suddenly zooms forward straight at the finish line, oblivious to the startled Virgo, ignorant of the sudden snarl of Capricorn forced to keep up or lose out. Taurus is continuing to accelerate as they near the finish line. Taurus has passed the finish line, still accelerating and is focused on something far beyond it—possibly on the ice-cream van or hot-dog stand.

Never underestimate Taurus’ priorities or intent focus.

Water Signs

Cancer is nervous at the start line, looking a little pale or green, assuring the medical staff they aren’t going to throw up just yet. It’s just nerves. Cancer avoids looking at the finish line. What matters is being in the race, not letting the house down. There’s no expectation of winning. It would nice, but not expected. Scorpio is super fast and Pisces is full of surprises. What matters is being in the race, showing support and willing. And not throwing up at the start…

Pisces seems distracted. Surely, they’re in the wrong place. Everyone’s looking at them full of expectation—and they can’t do this! They’re fakes. Why did they volunteer? It was stupid, Stupid! Oh, look! A butterfly! And the sky looks so nice beyond the finish line. Wouldn’t it be nice to just run and run into the blue? The Blue Beyond! What would that be like? Pisces is looking dreamily at the finish line…

The gun goes off, and Scorpio strides confidently off. They’ve got this. Pisces is shrieking and Cancer is busy trying to calm Pisces down. A head start. The race is in the bag. Scorpio’s leaving them in the dust. That’s natural selection for you. The best ahead of the pack…This is all going too well. Something might go wrong. Keep those eyes and ears open. Maybe Cancer and Pisces are planning on something nasty, running together like a team like that. It’s unnatural. Wait, what’s that! Who left that there? It’s to trip them up, isn’t it? Hahaha, but they’ve spotted it, and they won’t fall for it. Not Scorpio. Definitely not me…Who yelled that? It sounded like Steve. Just wait till the race is over. They’ll get their’s for such disrespect, yes they will. If it’s the last thing Scorpio ever does…

Scorpio reaches the finish line far ahead of Cancer and Pisces, who look relieved and happy when the race is over. They made it, and no one came out last, yay! But Scorpio doesn’t look happy. There’s scores to settle, such disrespect…No, Scorpio’s win means nothing. There’s always someone out to get them.

Never underestimate Scorpio’s ability to make themselves unhappy…

Fire Signs

Leo’s in the middle at the start line, chin in the air, confident. What are Aries and Sagittarius doing in the race? They aren’t real fire signs, not like Leo. Leo is the ultimate. Remember that time when…And they’ll own this race, too. No doubt about this. Leo is the only one in the race. The others don’t count, and it’s not like they can keep up with the King! Of course not. Leo has this in the bag, ‘cos Leo rules…

Aries, ignored by Leo, is puffing out their chest. They’re going to win. They’re smarter, faster and stronger than all the others. Leo doesn’t stand a chance, not after all the training Aries did. Aries is going to show them how it’s done, and done right. Oh yes! It’s Aries all the way, no doubt about it…

Sagittarius is…Hang on! Where’s Sagittarius? Did they drop out? Quick go find…There they are joking with friends on the sidelines. Do they realise the race is about to start? Doesn’t look like it.
The gun goes off. A tap on the shoulder, a brief word or two, and Sagittarius is off like a shot, much faster than expected. But that’s Sagittarius for you.

Leo is in the lead, but deadly serious about making the best time and all that and not allowing the others to catch up. It may be a race with only themselves, but they’re not taking any chances. Besides, its satisfying to see the finish line approach so fast.

Sagittarius is galloping along with a grin. This is the life. How exhilarating having the wind in their face, feeling the strength in their legs and knowing they’re gaining on Leo and Aries! How exciting! Nothing else matters but feeling that wind in their face and that sense of exhilaration. Oh yeah!

Aries is keeping up with Leo who’s running out of puff! But wait, what’s happening to Aries! A stumble! Now? Really! What the…Another stumble and a hand-twirling tumble! Of all the times! Aries is swearing, not far from the finish line, just a little more effort needed. Aries rolls up and sprints, giving it their all. They trip again, much to their surprise, and have the inspired idea to roll to the finish line. First is first, no matter how you win!

Except it isn’t. It’s a photo finish. One hand and two feet all crossed the finish line simultaneously. There’s an uproar, a heated debate, some dramatic losing of tempers, and the crowd is thrilled. They’ll be talking about it for days!

Never underestimate Aries clumsiness or their spot solutions to the unexpected.

Air Signs

At the start line, Libra is dithering. Is it the right thing to do? It doesn’t seem like it. What are people thinking? Does their kit look okay? Better not to over-think things. Better not to think at all. Look just what happened to Virgo. Just take it as it comes. The important thing is to maintain balance, not upset anything, It would be nice to win, though, But not if it makes Aquarius and Gemini angry at them. They couldn’t deal with that anger or drama. There’s enough of that oozing off the fire-signs. Just do whatever feels right and go with the flow. After all, it’s been decided. There’s no going back now. But what if they win? How would that change things? Definitely won’t do to upset anyone…Not again, not after last year and that time when…

Aquarius is looking detached and immaculately kitted out. They’ve got this all figured out. It’s a process, a logical thesis to be experimented with. It will be interesting to see the outcome. It would be nice to win, especially as it would prove the efficacy of logical thought applied to muscular motion and all that. Aquarius is looking detach, though occasionally longingly at the finish line…After all, finishing something means something, doesn’t it? Doesn’t it? Or does it?

Gemini is smiling. They, too, have a plan. In fact, they’ve had several and settled on the best one for today after researching Libra and Aquarius. Their friends know this too, that’s why they’re waving back. Today is Gemini Day. Today is the day they win. There’ s a plan—a strategy actually. A rock solid strategy that’s going to blast everyone else out of the…Oh, look! That butterfly again. It’s a reminder of something about the plan. What was it again, and which plan was it for? Gemini is looking strong, but faintly puzzled at the butterfly…

The gun goes off, and Aquarius is getting some surprised looks and murmuring. They’re power-walking! Slowly accelerating. A brilliant plan for conserving strength and stamina while building up speed and momentum. Scattered cheering and clapping makes them smile. At least some people get it. And winning would prove the point even further. Aquarius accelerates.

Libra is slightly alarmed. They’re in the lead and it feels all wrong. It’s upsetting the balance! It’s not like they want to be known as an athlete. That’s totally the wrong impression to make. And people would be upset! What to do? What to do? Can’t slow down, too obvious. No point in running faster, that would just make things worst. Best to keep going at this steady pace. It’s easy, it’s flowing. It feels comfortable. Keep going…but avoid more effort. Libra gives a sigh of relief. Gemini’s outpacing everyone.

Gemini, sprinting past Aquarius then Libra, is ecstatic. What did I tell you? Foolproof plan! Absolutely foolproof. This race is already won. Yes, Aquarius is still accelerating, but at a slower rate. Too little to catch up now, and Libra has only one speed. Breathing is a little difficult though. Was that in the plan? Best to slow down a little, catch a little O2. No harm done…Oh there’s the butterfly again. What was it a reminder of? Oh, yes: Don’t sprint! Gemini can hardly swear with so little breath. No need to panic, though. The race isn’t over. Still time for a new plan. This stop, catch your breath then sprint thing is working. And Aquarius has reached their top speed. There’s still hope…

Gemini sprints. And collapses with a jubilant ‘yes’, hand out-stretched and definitely smack on the finish line.
But wait. Those running shoes look all too familiar, and is that Aquarius looking way too cool offering a hand up.
Libra’s smiling. Neither first nor last! Perfect! Harmony remains, and nobodies upset with them. Life is sweet…

Never underestimate Libra’s willingness to sacrifice for harmony and to maintain friendships.

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